So Yello
07/08/86 (Mike Smith)
Status Quo – “Red Sky” (19)
At its peak.
Boris Gardiner – “I Want To Wake Up With You” (5) (video)
His first hit for sixteen years! And it became his only number one hit.
Lulu – “Shout” (16)
Her original version peaked at number 7 in 1964, this new version, which also became her first top ten hit since 1974, peaked at number 8.
The Smiths – “Panic” (11) (video)
Got no higher.
Patti LaBelle – “Oh People” (34) (breaker)
Peaked at number 26.
Phil Fearon – “I Can Prove It” (31) (breaker)
Became his fourth and final top ten hit when it peaked at number 8.
Lionel Richie – “Dancing On The Ceiling” (23) (breaker)
Peaked at number 7.
Sinitta – “So Macho” (2)
Couldn't quite make it to number one.
Chris De Burgh – “The Lady In Red” (1)
His second of three weeks at number one.
Gwen Guthrie – “Ain’t Nothin’ Goin’ On But The Rent” (12) (video/credits)
Her only top ten hit, peaking at number 5.
August 14th is next.
Status Quo – Red Sky – New drummer or not it’s the same old sound. None the worse for it. Something different is soon to come (“stand up and fight”!).
ReplyDeleteBoris Garner – I want to wake up with you – Wow, what a smooth sound this is. I haven’t heard it for ages and it’s quite refreshing. Boris first charted in 1970 with the instrumental ‘Elizabethan Reggae’, (originally recorded by the Gunter Kallman Choir – it’s quite exquisite) so it’s a big chart gap. Like Paul McCartney, he’s out and about on the tube; this time it’s the Metropolitan Line unlike Macca’s forays on the Jubilee and Central lines.
Lulu – Shout! – I absolutely cannot bear this song!!! Every party and Disco I went to for years after used to feature this excruciating racket and I usually retreated out of the room! I like some of her other hits such as ‘Leave a little love’ and I adore ‘To Sir with love’ which is a wonderful B Side (of ‘Let’s Pretend’) released as a A Side in the States topping their charts. Why was it not massive over here?
Smiths – Panic – Weird video and doesn’t that ‘hang the DJ’ line get on your nerves?
Breakers – Patti and Phil (no Galaxy) both FF’d. Lionel’s ‘Dancing on the Ceiling’ was forever immortalised for me on that Breakfast Show with Lisa Tarbuck and Johnny Vaughan where, with Lionel appearing on the show, they appeared apparently on the ceiling to copy Lionel’s antics here.
SInitta – So Macho – So good! Love this song and iconic performance! The 10th best seller of 1986 comfortably outselling the no1 likes of ‘The Chicken Song’ and staying on the chart for 28 weeks, starting off with an 11 week run that peaked at no47. Listed as a double A Side with ‘Cruising’ which I’d never heard before until spinning on YT whilst typing these notes.
Chris De Burgh – The Lady in Red – Live again and once again denied to the BBC4 masses. People who bought the 12” version were not treated to an extended remix. Instead they got a bonus track; probably Chris’ most famous song up until this point ‘Don’t pay the Ferryman’. Not to be confused with ‘Who pays the Ferryman’ by Yannis Markopoulos which was the theme tune to the Michael J Bird TV series of the same name, set on Crete. This reached no11 in early 1978 and appeared on the 22nd December 1977 edition hosted by Jimmy Saville, but I doubt whether we saw it on this run and I cannot find any of that show on YT apart from ‘Love’s unkind’ by Donna Summer danced by Legs & Co and Bonnie Tyler’s ‘It’s a Heartache’ (enjoyable though they are).
Gwen Guthrie – Ain’t nothing going on but the Rent – I quite liked this. When I heard the follow up single released by Gwen, ‘(They long to be) Close to you; I liked it even more!
Thanks to the Uploader for sharing this episode which I really enjoyed.
If anyone else adores Lulu's 'To Sir with love' like I do, then check out (preferably loud on headphones) this superb enhanced version:-
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here is the episode from 22nd Dec 1977.https://we.tl/t-KxoMFERa0h
Deletedoes anyone else remember about 10 years ago when a couple of contemporary acts sampled a track by the gunter kallman choir from an easy listening double album compliation that charity shops were heaving with at the time, and suddenly copies of it were going on ebay for prices upwards of 50 quid? sadly by the time i found out about that, the value had reverted to the more-usual 50 pence again ha ha!
DeleteSct, I would be so bold as to say that Red Sky is may favourite Status Quo track of all time, simply because of its driving appeal, ie, the amazing feeling of driving with a red sky behind you.
DeleteThe reason it resonates with me so well, is that I passed my driving test a month later in September 1986 as an 18-year old, and this Quo number was my personal anthem when waiting for my driving test in August, when summer was still alive with amazing red sky/sunsets, so the Quo could not have timed better this new single!
Thanks you so much for making the 22/12/77 show available Anonymous. I have just watched it through and (host and playout track aside) really enjoyed it! I'm sure I either didn't see it on these BBC4 repeat runs or they'd stopped showing Saville shows by then. Particular highlights without reviewing the whole show were:-
DeleteCrystal Gayle - Don't it make my brown eyes blue - wow!
Godley and Creme - Five O'Clock in the Morning - From the much derided triple album 'Consequences', a nice tune which didn't chart.
Yannis Markopolous - Who pays the Ferryman - Nice nautical footage of the late Jack Hedley from the series.
Hot Chocolate - Put your love in me - Unusual round lens performance of a very atmospheric song.
Bonnie Tyler - It's a Heartache - Was she singing live? The guitar solo sounded different.
Wings - Mull of Kintyre - I know it's a corny song and video but I just love it, and I'm sure they never showed as much of it as this.
BBC4 never showed 22/12/77 as Yewtree had broken by that point, though it was uploaded by somebody at that point in the repeat run.
DeleteThe best part of this Dec 1977 show is Legs & Co with skirts so short, that they would not get onto a BBC show nowadays, and of course the brilliant Crystal Gayle, where the video was barely two-and-a-half minutes, but it is one that got regularly played in the last few years by Vintage TV, which has been 'temporarily' out of service since August. I don't think somehow that it will be back, as it is has been nearly three months since it disappeared from the TV channel selections.
Deleteaccording to both wiki and imdb, jack hedley is still with us at the age of 87!
DeleteThanks Wilberforce. My mistake. A great character actor in Colditz and 'For your Eyes only' to name just a couple of starring roles.
DeleteThanks Anonymous for that 22/12/77, you don't happen to have the bbc version of 26/12/77 do you as UK Gold missed out Joe Tex, Billy Ocean and B. of Man
DeleteYes will upload it
Deletehttps://we.tl/t-OEZ2C2WMSq here is 261277
DeleteThanks Anonymous
DeleteGreat uploads. Really appreciated. Thankyou! That Boxing Day special from 1977 has always annoyed me with the only copy in circulation the edited UK Gold version.Fantastic to finally have a full version! Wonderful stuff!
DeleteJust curious if anyone here as access to these following editions as they have eluded me for many years! Recently discovered episodes..
6/6/74, 17/05/75, 09/10/75 (600th edition). Would be fantastic to see these if they are out there!
Any chance of uploading the missing bit from 10/7/86 as nobody seems to have it?
DeleteAny chance of creating a hyperlink for this download as all I keep getting on my computer is no address found.
DeleteBrie, you are just copying
Deletehttps://we.tl/t-OEZ2C2WMSq as it works for me
Anonymous, nearly everytime someone puts up a wetransfer link I get the same 'no results found' coming up so I have to rely on somebody else either posting the link as a hyperlink or they post the show elsewhere on another website.
Deletethank you for these 1977 missing ones just wondering would you have 2.6.77 and 1.12.77 i have loads of old shows if you require any
DeleteMeer
Yep here you go
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Meer,any chance of you putting these up on your vimeo page as I can't get any of these shows off wetransfer at all.
DeleteThanks Meer for furnishing these shows. That 1.12.77 show was just brilliant with The Dooleys.
DeleteI would love to see the 29.6.78 show with DLT if you have it, as this ranks as my all-time favourite TOTP show, and I can only remember a UK Gold version, so if you have the full show, I would be well delighted, as the Beeb did not show it on these re-runs cos of DLT.
Don't worry Meer as I've managed to get the shows now!
DeleteAnonymous, any chance of putting up 29/4/76 and 8/12/77 as BBC4 cut out acts on each show.
DeleteDory, here is the UK Gold version of 29/04/76 with all acts :
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Dory is UK Gold version totp 29th June (i think it's actually full show) 1978:https://we.tl/t-5WLUu5QDXK
Deletehere are some more episodes longer than bbc4 episodes they are : 090976 220476 290476 081277 151277
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Dory i think you are right as UK Gold did edit out some DLT Links on this show from 29.06.78 would be great to get full show Meer
DeleteWayne Bartley I would also love to find these 'new' shows but I think you mean 6.6.74 ,17.07.75, 09.10.75
DeleteAlso if anybody has the 2 oldest surviveing shows I'm missing 16.06.66 and 27.07.67 any help here would be great thanks Meer
Meer, I can help with 27/07/67
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Sorry yes i did mean 17/7/75! There wasn't a show broadcast on the 17/5/75 so would be a tricky one indeed to hunt down!
DeleteI've been searching for a few years now for several shows,including four that were not shown by BBC4 due to Savile and DLT, that i'm wondering if you've got. They all turned up online but all had the number one and credits missing. They are 20/12/79,6/03/80,17/04/80 and 6/11/80.
DeleteThank you
DeleteMeer
The infamous ska episode 8-11-79 I would love to see uncut. Madness,The Specials and The Selector all in the studio. This one did turn up at the time but again was missing the start,number one and the playout.Many thanks chaps for these uploads..really is appreciated abd very kind of you to share these with us.
DeleteHeres is 08 11 89
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Sorry meant 1979
DeleteHere are : 201279 170480 061180.
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Thanks Anonymous for these. Great to see these shows in full at last!
DeleteWow! Fantastic stuff! Its goes without saying your making us TOTP fans very happy! Much appreciated and it really is lovely to see these shows finally uncut! THANKYOU!
DeleteDitto, totally agree. Still waiting cap in hand for 29.6.78 uncut show if possible please..
DeleteI have just one more to throw into the 'would love to see uncut' requests..bit of strange one to ask for..but here goes..7/5/81. Why is this a strange episode to ask for? Well..it was the first live TOTP for ages and Peter Powells link's are apparently muted on the original archive tape. Again..this did turn up at the time from an old VHS recording but unfortunately it cuts off before the playout and credits. Would love to see this classic edition uncut from the original tapes..even if it does only exist with the mute links. Some might say it may even be better with Powell muted..but to be fair to him he is wonderful in this edition and his energy in presenting the live show is spot on!
DeleteEither way..I just want to thank 'Anonymous' again for furnishing us with these rather special versions of some classic TOTP!
Thanks Anonymous for sharing this great shows. I never seen any version of this episode 05.02.76. Please, can you upload a copy?... THANKS again
DeleteAnonymous once again thanks for all these shows as stated by others above some of the versions available when 1977 and 1978 was on where from UK Gold and so where just the edited versions I was wondering if you would have the time to upload the following to allow us see them in full the first few i have come across are
Delete12.05.77 23.06.77 17.11.77
20.03.78 11.05.78 15.06.78 29.06.78
6.07.78 29.09.78 2.11.78 7.12.78 there are also a few from 1979 which i will only request with you permission thanks again Meer
Meer,12/05/77 and 23/6/77 were all shown on BBC4 in full before the Savile story broke. 6/07/78 was a Peter Powell show so BBC4 showed it all.
DeleteCan I add my thanks to our Anonymous uploader providing much enjoyment. My request? 10/02/1977 as it features an interview with Julie Covington when she reached no1.....but I have a horrible feeling that this episode is missing.
DeleteYou're right unfortunately,sct353.It's one of the last shows to be wiped by the BBC.
DeleteThanks brie for confirming; I feared as much. At least I saw it when it was broadcast, but that was a LONG time ago!
Delete....having said that, the Legs and Co dance to 'Boogie Nights' is on YT, and very nice that is too!
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quo: i don't even remember the title of this one, never mind the tune. it's totally redundant in this day and age, but had it come out 10 years earlier when i was into them (rick parfitt had exactly the same hairstyle back then as now ha ha) then i would probably have really liked it
ReplyDeleteboris gardiner: yet more soporific supposedly "real" reggae" from the 80's - the older the decade got, the better the cod variety seemed in comparison. i'd never actually heard his previous (instrumental) hit "elizabethan reggae" before, but even with the novelty factor it still pisses all over this. that's not his best though, as like buster "five star's dad" pearson he recorded some excellent funk - including something called "funky nigger"!
lulu: without listening to the original, this pointless re-recording sounds exactly the same to my ears. was it a hit because it was being played in clubs around this time, or vice versa? i don't know, and to be frank i care even less. i do know these days that she likes to be viewed as some kind of soul singer and is thus somewhat selective in what she performs (anyone going to hear "boom bang-a-bang" is going to be disappointed), but i'd be pretty surprised if this doesn't still get trotted out
smiths: there was a brief period in the late 80's when i caught up with them after they had split up - at which point the hype died down a bit, and i was able to assess them objectively. i did get to like about half a dozen tracks or so (including this middling effort), but thanks to morrissey going up his own self-important arse i really can't listen to them with any enthusiasm nowadays (cf U2, madonna, etc). is that a proper kids chorus on the "hang the DJ" refrain (which i found amusing back then, but rather tiresome now), or just mozzer speeded-up?
sinitta: something i forgot to mention in my original review - did the legions of teenage girls who presumably bought all the copies of this to get it so high in the charts have the slightest inkling that it was squarely aimed at the gay market?
gwen guthrie: i remember this boring the pants off me at the time, but it's got better with age. i didn't have a clue what the title meant (i seem to recall wondering if it was about prostitution at the time, but perhaps it was it was some kind of obscure black american slang?), and i have to confess having listened again now i'm still no clearer as to what it's all about (other than guessing it's some kind of feminist mantra)
DeleteI had no idea at the time that Boris Gardiner was last in the charts in 1970, so when this new one came out in 1986, I always imagined it was a one-hit wonder, much like Owen Paul and It Bites, both also in the same August 1986 chart.
I never knew that Westbourne Park tube station was appealing for a pop video, but maybe Gardiner lived in the area. I also noticed Little Venice later in the video, with those famous canal boats. Whats more, as the video progressed towards the night scene, we didn't get to see if he did wake up with her or not!
Wilberforce - from what I could make out, Gwen Guthrie was telling any would-be suitor who didn't have a job to get lost, so she could pay the rent and live in the style to which she was accustomed.
DeleteGuthrie had delivered probably one of the greatest disco-floor tunes of all time with this tune. Her voice is brilliant, a bit Aretha Franklin like, and the background riff is just superb for getting people onto the dance floor. Onwards and upwards towards the top ten Ms Guthrie!
DeleteA few random notes here before I watch and moan later.
ReplyDeleteBoris Gardiner’s first hit suffered a common and very lackadaisical fate with reggae singles, in that it was originally pressed with the label crediting a different and wrong artist, in this case Byron Lee and the Dragonairs.
For me, Lulu’s best are “The Boat that I Row” and “The Man Who Sold the World”. I loved the episode of “Phoenix Nights” where a “Stars in Your Eyes” style talent night is jeopardised by a rival club owner and the staff have to perform instead. The snippet of “Shout!” is dreadful on purpose but all the better for it.
There was indeed a choir of school children singing “Hang the DJ”!
Sinitta there with a different message on her yellow top – the other, much shorter top showing glimpses of lower boob had “Muscle Beach” as its slogan.
arthur i asked about the kids chorus on "panic", as i'm fairly sure mozzer used his own voice speeded up pinky & perky-style to create a similar effect on "bigmouth strikes again"?
DeleteThanks to our anonymous benefactor. Smitty is his normal irritant self, the awful "Status Quoo" pun being the lowlight. I wonder if his fellow DJs were refusing to host with him by this point because they feared they might strangle him otherwise?
ReplyDeleteKenney Jones had actually drummed his last for The Who by this point (Live Aid turned out to be his final gig with them) and perhaps was grateful for a bit of locum work with Quo. Like the previous single, I don't recall this one at all, but the chorus is good and I think it deserved a higher placing. It's funny how memory works, as I can remember virtually every 1986 number 1 from the time, but not this Boris Gardiner tune, which somehow passed me by. It's a very pleasant, melodic reggae ballad, though it does perhaps outstay its welcome a bit by the end. London Underground must have been raking in the filming fees from record companies at this time - I do hope that someone fished out those paper planes Boris was disgracefully chucking into the water...
The next song really makes me want to shout, in both its 1964 and poorly remixed '86 incarnations - the Isley Brothers original is also quite annoying, though not as much as Lulu's version! This has been overplayed down the years to the point where I have to switch the radio off when it comes on. While I don't dislike all of Miss Lawrie's oeuvre - To Sir With Love is a pretty good song - she is a lot less talented than she seems to think she is, and I find her longevity baffling. Her unappealing ego is once again evident in this performance, and she doesn't even bother to keep miming the last long note, so keen is she to lap up the applause.
Panic is probably my favourite Smiths song - it bounces along very nicely, I like the references to unfashionable places and the "hang the DJ" refrain is amusing. I would like to think that was aimed at Wrighty, though the evidence is far from conclusive. It seems Wrighty didn't like The Smiths, though, and it's rather a shame that he wasn't co-hosting this show so we could have seen his reaction to the song. The video, unfortunately, is a bit of a mess and bafflingly shows London images when Mozza sings about Humberside. Patti LaBelle has the one breaker we won't see again, but it seemed to be a fairly dreary plea for world harmony. Given the fuss Smitty makes about Lionel Richie's video being a "world exclusive" for the Beeb, why didn't they play it in full?
Sinitta is in the studio, but the crop top and energetic moves fail to turn me on. CDB has nobody in the crowd trying to upstage him this week, and cracks out the live vocals again, becoming quite impassioned in the choruses but just about avoiding going OTT. To close Gwen Guthrie finally gets on the show with her slinky, soulful dissing of the unemployed, a song very much reflecting the materialistic ethos of the times. She wrote and produced this herself, but never made the Top 10 again and would die of cancer aged just 48 in 1999. In the video she looks quite similar to Aretha Franklin, and had indeed been a backing singer for the Queen of Soul back in the 70s.
Status Quo... think there was a tune here somewhere... nope, they obviously couldn't be arsed on this one. Jacket and jeans? Alan Davies put that fashion style into Room 101.
ReplyDeleteBoris Gardner... '86 really liked its snoozesome ballads, didn't it? Now that Boris is presumably residing in a rest home, he can wake up with plenty of people, every afternoon, when their cups of tea are brought around. No idea what that woman thought she was doing in the video.
Lulu and Shite, forever on a revival tip is Lulu, and this horrible rerecording of the in your face dancefloor stomper isn't anything I needed to hear again. If she looks fairly young here, it's because she was only five years old when this was a hit originally.
Ah, that's better, The Smiths and Panic - or is it? What on earth have they done to the video? Messed it up with unnecessary footage, that's what. Was there a rule that said the artist had to appear in their videos on TOTP? Anyway, the song is one of their best singles, though I'm never sure if the concern in the lyrics is feigned or not.
So we don't see Patti again? Even with the cough and a spit she got here, I was surprised to remember this one, sort of a charity single without the charity (as far as I'm aware). Preferable to USA for Africa, I suppose.
Sinitta poses her way through a studio performance, yes, very nice dear, put it away now. Did you know she was in the Rocky Horror Picture Show sequel? Did you know there was a Rocky Horror Picture Show sequel?
Skipping Chris to Gwen Guthrie's precursor to No Scrubs, deeply unimpressed with the menfolk in a way that resonates far more than Sinitta could ever manage. Great groove, snarky lyrics, well sung, and a very gay video (!). Could have sworn she made it to the studio...
Thank you to our secret lemonade drinker with a lock to unravel the BBC Archive, complete with countdown clock and the best sound clarity of a contraband edition yet.
ReplyDeleteWe start with a keyboard-free ZZ Quo. It took me four goes to pass my driving test which I did at 18 years, 1 month and 17 days.
Boris looks very young in that rock-breaking mugshot. Naturally, Mum loved this and bought it and I found it dull and slushy.
I enjoyed Smitty’s intro to Lulu’s phoenix moment. Just why was this re-recorded and released anyway?
No, no, it’s JAKI Graham in the mugshots. She’s been on enough times for Christ’s sake!
A jarring stage and vid combo for The Smiths. I agree though – hang Steve Wright!! Now!!!!
Patti La Belle with some AOR desert driving dirge.
Phil Fearon with a song first seen in the re-runs as performed by Tony Etoria, wearing a guitar which he never strummed. The edition was hosted by Jim’ll and the next act on was Gary Glitter. Oh for a return to the age of innocence or not knowing.
A wang-dang-a-roonie of a video for a wank-dang-a roonie weak tea song by Billy, er, Lionel Richie. I much preferred Blancmange’s “Living On The Ceiling”.
It’s David Essex’s bird with a vibrant turn and a risqué part where she does the Yellow Pages finger walking down to the happy valley to accentuate the lyrics.
And Shitty gives away the number one before the top ten countdown. Good work, that man!
So when was the last time numbers 1 and 2 were in the studio? Again, kudos to Chris for a live vocal.
I positively hated and still hate Gwen Guthrie’s song. At the time I’d just split up with a girlfriend who’d been having an affair and I was on the dole, so you can imagine my views on this cack.
Pointless remix award goes to Lulu. Why was or indeed is this wretched women so popular? I forget who it was who when reviewing her on BGT/X factor/Some similar shite who said he got annoyed at everyone “pretending to fancy Lulu”.
ReplyDeleteShe’s always been about 60 ffs.
On a similar theme to the recent "I didn't know Haywoode was in..." conversation, I've only just discovered Sinitta was in the post-Sarah Brightman Hot Gossip using the stage name Sinitta Renet - her real surname's Malone.
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the worst editions of 86 both music and hosting wise so I'm not too sad to miss out on this one on BBC4.
ReplyDeleteStatus Quo - Anonymous typical plodder.
Boris Gardiner - Dreadful soppy rubbish, one of the worst chart toppers ever. Even Chris de Burgh's song is better.
Lulu - Irritating relentless self-publicist with one of sadly too many returns to the spotlight.
The Smiths - So we do get to see it after all. Sort of. I'm wondering whether they couldn't show the full video featured in the breakers section the week before due to worries over epilepsy fits. I wouldn't be surprised...
Breakers - The Patti Labelle song is forgettable. I noticed that the Lionel Richie tune was crawling up the charts so did the showing of the video (here or on other shows) give it a boost perhaps?
Sinitta - She needs to eat something. And put more clothes on. And not sing, preferably.
Gwen Guthrie - Misheard lyric alert! 'Got to have a day old wee, if you wanna be with me'. I don't mind this but her follow-up makes Boris Gardiner's effort sound palatable.....
Hi Everybody.
ReplyDeleteMe and some collector friends are putting together a huge collection of tv from 1950 to 2000.
We have over 40TB of high quality tv footage.
At the time of the bbc 70's repeats I was using software to hack the bbc iplayer drm streams that were at the time higher quality 640x480 rather than the lower quality 360X480 downloadable streams.
I am more than willing to help people upgrade or complete their collections.
On the other side of things I am hoping to find some good quality vob or avi files from some episodes I am missing.
Many thanks.
Hi Sean, hope I'm not being cheeky, but any chance of the series 'The Long Chase'?
DeleteHi Sean
DeleteI am very interested in trade with you... i have lot of music shows (razzmatazz, so it goes, rockline, rockpop, musikladen, supersonic, old grey whistle test, totp,... my email is ajamilcameros(at)gmail(dot)com
And now August comes rushing in with Smithy doing a fine presenting job - works much better when he hasn't got someone to show off too...
ReplyDeleteQuo up first with the best song I've heard from them. This is a belter of a tune, likey.
How many times have they opened a TOTP show I wonder, gonna call it the Quo-slot from now on.
Another comeback in 86 - Boris with a song that sounds 20 years old, so fits in perfectly in 1986. Not a bad number.
Lulu beginning her journey into culthood with the fabulous Shout. Ab-Fab, Take That and general adoration awaits...
The Smiths with one of their more tuneful numbers, hang the DJ? Half this forum probably wish he would..
Breakers:
Only a snippet of the first two and neither leave much of an impression. Then we get Mr Rich Tea walking on the ceiling in a WORLD exclusive that gets all of 30 seconds, money well spent there then.
Sinitta really needing some muscle in the background to make this watchable. Very uninspiring performance.
Chrisdeburgh (as Smithy says it) signing live again. Only one more week...
Gwen up last, trumping all over the feminist movement by demanding a man with money as she can't look after herself. I can see Annie and Aretha throwing darts at the TV...
A good show...onwards..